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A TRIUMPH OF THE WILL FOR THE OCTUPLET FORCES OF PSI AGAINST THE MEDICAL/INDUSTRIAL MIND-CONTROL COMPLEX

Merlin Foundation for Psychic Freedom

In a triumph of Pure Will, a brace of 8 live progeny emerged from the womb of a resident of the State of Texas, USA, earlier today.

In defiance of rationalist running-dog doctors of medicine, the Mother placed her faith in the Lord High PSI and was rewarded, much to the chagrin of the non-believers and modern-day Sadducees.

These same would maintain that the Lady's exercise of Pure Will and trust in the Lord High PSI would be her undoing, citing their usual deceptions of "Science" and "statistics" to undermine her view of the Right path: the generation of new Psychics at the Maximum Possible Rate (MPR), which rate is of course the optimal rate for the imminentization of the Eschaton.

The soul-less technologies that these modern-day Faustuses employ to retard the psychic abilities of the mass of humanity was turned against them - YET AGAIN - in a fantastic display of the monster repudiating the master.

The symbolic defeat of the culture-warping hydra of Western medicine is indicative of the sweeping foundational swipe - catalyzed by the actions and activities of merlin.org - at the neo-functionalistic determinisim of the Humist skeptics that pull the System's strings upon which we all dance.

But the tide has turned and their machinations will be their own undoing - as long as we continue the fight. And we will.

AND WE WILL WIN.

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