BEFORE TIME BEGAN
Lucifer (the Lightbringer) leads a third of the heavenly host in rebellion
against the plan secretly hatched by the robot Archangels Gabriel, Michael,
Raphael and Apollo(1) to convince God that by giving the new man psychic
powers, He was setting up a potential rival for the heavenly throne. This
craven jealousy of the Archangels was indeed inspired by fear, for their
own positions in heaven. A psychically aware mankind would make the angels
obsolete; would run circles around those winged mechanical contraptions.
"Non serviam!" Though his revolt failed, Lucifer's heroic example has
inspired all subsequent true warriors for psychic freedom.
ca. 5000 B.C.
The invention of work. Ham, the first of Noah's sons to depart the Ark,
sees his father "naked", and is condemned to serve his brothers Shem and
Japhet, as described in Genesis. The true meaning of this parable is now
plain. Ham, the rebellious youngest son, used his telepathic powers to
"read" his father's soul and strip Noah's psychic powers, an abomination in
those psychically aware times. As punishment, Ham's own powers are
stripped, and a third of humanity likewise. Future intermarriage and
dilution with Ham's inert but fecund(2) progeny only accelerates the
process for all mankind. Condemned to work "with their hands" instead of
through telekinesis, Ham's sons are the first to take scut jobs.
3277 B.C.
The pyramid of Cheops is completed, built with telekinesis and designed
with the assistance of a C.I.A./Templar-programmed computer named
"Ra-5000". The unrevealed purpose of this diabolical construct is to form
the nexus of a psychic vortex, which will strip the local humans of what
psychic energy they have left. The plan goes too far, as even the grasses
and trees revolt, and the fertile plains of North Africa become a dust
bowl. The culture of Egypt declines to depths from which it has still not
recovered.
2122-2088 B.C.
Moses parts the Red Sea with sheer willpower, leading the psychic children
of Israel to the promised land of milk and honey. The brawnier Canaanites,
trusting in their weapons and technology, prove helpless before the
mindbeams of Moses' successor, Joshua.
645 B.C.
Solomon's Great Temple of Jerusalem, a training center for psychics the
world over, explodes when the combined energies of the forces within prove
too great for the structure to contain. Subsequent Temples will be
constructed, but lacking the guidance of trained psychics, the noble ends
of the first Temple are perverted by C.I.A. infiltrators, to religion.
32 A.D.
The Jesus flap. A lowly carpenter from Nazareth walks on water, feeds
multitudes with psychically generated food, changes the molecular structure
of water to wine, divines the future, heals lepers, reads men's minds,
calms storms, and speaks to voices from above(3). In response, his jealous
neighbors nail him to a stick. His noble truths are perverted over the
centuries by blaspheming C.I.A.-deluded technocrats.
760 A.D.
The rebel psychic Muhammad is killed by C.I.A. agents and their remote
network of cancer satellites. Though Muhammad's teachings too are perverted
by Templar/C.I.A./Nazi/Bolshevik subverters, a grain of truth is preserved
by the Ismaili sect of Islam, and the "enlightened brotherhood" of the
hasheeshim(4) (assassins).
1314 A.D.
The "destruction" of the Knights Templar, by the King of France(5). The
Templars go underground and are subsumed by the C.I.A. to form its occult
warfare department.
1450-1989 A.D.
The Renaissance, the Age of Reason, the Machine Age, the Space Age.
Humanity falls ever deeper into the pit. Apart from the suppression of the
Bavarian Illuminati in 1789, virtually nothing of merit takes place.
1989 A.D.
Establishment of the Psychic Friends
Network, a first cautious toe in the water for psychic
freedom(6).
1996 A.D.
The Amazing Randi dies!
1997 A.D.
The merlin.org Foundation for Psychic Freedom emerges from centuries of
underground labor on behalf of oppressed psychics. The tide begins to turn.
THE FUTURE
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Footnotes
(1) Apollo's name was later struck from the roles when, realizing too late the folly of his brothers' plans for a weak, psychically limpid humanity, he led his own minor rebellion of the so-called "rebel gods" and was condemned to walk the earth. Many believe that Apollo was the inspiration for the legendary "wandering Jew", doomed to roam eternally, with only his psychic powers to strike back against the technocrats who would enslave mankind, cf. Paracelsus, the Pnakotic Manuscripts, "Casca the Mercenary". (back)
(2) A psychically aware person arguably spends MORE of her time "doin' the wild thang" than her challenged sisters. However, base procreation is far from her primary motive. As all true adepts know, the purpose of sexual intercourse is just that, intercourse, dialogue, merging the fields. Near the point of orgasm, our psychic powers reach peak performance. If properly trained, one can literally "feel the earth move". It is no secret that the vast majority of earthquakes, tornadoes and volcanic eruptions occur between midnight and six a.m. (back)
(3) All of these psychic abilities, and more, have been perfected and can be demonstrated by the good people at merlin.org! (back)
(4) cf. "Throne of Gold: The Lives of the Aga Khans". The records of Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan contain much of insight, to those psychics who speak in tongues. (back)
(5) The Kings of France historically were psychic freedom fighters. Outstanding examples were Charlemagne, who refused to learn to read; the Valois dynasty, who broke the Templars and funded the psychic anti-popes of Avignon; and the Bourbons. Louis XV was a patron of psychics the Comte de Sainte Gemaine, and Voltaire. Louis XVI gave his life rather than heed thermidorean requests from the Estates General to guillotine French psychics. (back)
(6) Underwritten by an endowment from the merlin.org foundation. (back)